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Tree Guy – High Priority Tee

Black / XS
$42.00 AUD
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Tree Guy – High Priority Tee

$42.00 AUD
Tree Guy – High Priority Tee
Some heroes wear capes.
Some climb trees… slightly baked. 🌿
The Tree Guy – High Priority tee features Chronic doing what he does best — climbing trees like it's a full-time job. The front keeps it official with the “Tree Guy – High Priority” title, the back shows Chronic halfway up a tree living his best life, and the sleeve rocks the GreenandSEEN work badge so everyone knows you're certified.
Soft, lightweight, and stretchy enough for tree climbing, couch surfing, or deep philosophical conversations about snacks.
Basically… it’s the uniform for highly important business.
Features (allegedly):
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester)
• Lightweight feel – 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk so it won’t betray you in the wash
• Side-seamed construction for a better fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
• Blank tee sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
GreenandSEEN Specs (very official):
• Bella + Canvas 3001 premium tee
• Unisex fit
• Front print: “Tree Guy – High Priority”
• Back print: Chronic climbing the tree like a legend
• Sleeve: GreenandSEEN work badge
• May cause strangers to laugh, nod, or ask where you got it
Fit Notes:
True to size. Size up if you like a slightly looser, post-session fit.
Heads up:
Lighter colours can be a little sheer under bright light — which just means you might want to wear something under it… or not. We’re not your supervisor.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165

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