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SITE UPDATE: I’M COOKED — GreenandSEEN — Gildan 64000 Softstyle Tee — Light & Dark
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Description
Description:
Built for brickies, burners, and anyone who’s one minor inconvenience away from being fully cooked.
Front: clean GreenandSEEN badge on the left chest (nice and subtle… for like 3 seconds).
Back: Leaf serving a full “SITE UPDATE: I’M COOKED” announcement — because honesty is a lifestyle.
Wear it to work, wear it to the servo, wear it to the sesh… just don’t blame us when someone yells “same, mate” from across Bunnings.
A soft, comfy unisex tee for the legends who show up, try their best… and still end up cooked.
Features (allegedly):
- ✅ Smoko-approved comfort for long shifts
- ✅ Big back print: “SITE UPDATE: I’M COOKED” (relatable signage)
- ✅ Front left-chest badge for that “professional” look
- ✅ Sleeve detail = extra drip without trying
- ✅ Guaranteed to attract random yarns from strangers who are also cooked
Basically: tradie energy, toasted honesty.
Why you’ll rate it
GreenandSEEN “Specs” (very official):
- ✅ Gildan 64000 Softstyle = softer feel, easy everyday wear
- ✅ Unisex fit — looks good loose, fitted, or “I slept in this”
- ✅ Front badge + big back moment (quiet from the front, chaotic from behind)
- ✅ Works on-site, on the couch, or in the maccas drive-thru
- ✅ May increase: smoko breaks, snack cravings, and confidence
Fit Notes
- Want it roomy / streetwear? Go up 1 size.
- Want it regular? Stick to your usual.
Care instructions (so it stays fresh)
- Turn inside out (protects the print from getting flogged)
- Cold wash, gentle cycle
- Don’t bleach it — we’re making tees, not science experiments
- Line dry is best (dryer = shorten tee life + annoy Leaf)
- Cool iron inside-out only — don’t iron the print unless you like regret
Legal-ish (but funny)
GreenandSEEN is not responsible for:
- your boss reading the back and suddenly “having a chat”
- your mate “borrowing” it permanently
- you using “I’m cooked” as a medical diagnosis
- any workplace signwriting jokes that follow you for the rest of your life
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: GreenandSEEN HQ, greenandseenaud@gmail.com, 420 Bongpoo rd, Smoko City, QLD, 4300, AU
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Care
Caring for your clothes is also caring for the environment.
To keep your clothes fresh and clean, simply refresh them and gently wipe with a cloth or clothing brush. This is a more delicate process for fabrics and helps avoid water and energy consumption from washing.
- Hand wash at a temperature not exceeding 30ºC / 86ºF
- Do not use bleach or brighteners
- Iron at a temperature not exceeding 110ºC / 230ºF
- Do not dry clean
- Do not tumble dry
Shipping & Returns
- Free shipping on orders over $50
- Standard delivery within 2–5 business days
- Easy 30-day returns
- Return items in original condition for a full refund
Standard delivery within 2–5 business days
Return items in original condition for a full refund

