How Leaf Got So High and Accidentally Built a Brand!
Warning: Do not read while drinking. I nearly spat my coffee everywhere 😂
🌿 HOW LEAF GOT SO HIGH HE ACCIDENTALLY BUILT A BRAND
A true-ish story Jess swears could actually happen because unlike the Bible, this one makes logical fkn sense.
Alright, gather round — this is the story of Leaf, the world’s first cartoon tradie who became a business owner purely by accident.
(Relatable.)
Leaf wasn’t always the rainbow-glowing icon you see today. Nah.
He started off as just your average backyard bush bloke — chill, green, and minding his own photosynthesis.
One day, Leaf was on smoko.
A normal smoko.
A quiet smoko.
A “please don’t talk to me until I’ve had my cone and caffeinated beverage” smoko.
Jess (that’s me — hi) was also on smoko.
Not smoking…
Just being the boss and hiding from responsibilities and pretending the house was clean.
Anyway, Leaf cops a gust of wind,
flies off the plant he was peacefully attached to,
lands face-first into a rainbow oil spill from some
dodgy lawnmower that definitely failed a safety
check.
Next thing you know — BOOM 💥
He’s glowing like a pride parade, talking like he’s been awake for 48 hours straight, and suddenly developing…
ideas.
Leaf looks at Jess and goes:
“Oi, you ever thought about starting a brand?”
Jess:
“Bro I’m just trying to survive the day.”
Leaf:
“Nah nah nah, listen… tradies… but they’re STONED. And cute. AND useful… well, sorta.”
Jess stares at him like:
“Is this happening or am I overtired?”
But the idea… actually made sense.
Like real-world sense.
Not Adam-and-Eve-mysterious-extra-children sense.
Next thing, Leaf grabs some bricks.
Starts stacking them.
But he’s high as sh*t, so instead of building a wall, he builds…
a logo.
A whole-ass brick logo.
No one has ever built a logo physically before, but Leaf did.
Because apparently when he’s baked, he turns into Bob the Builder with ADHD.
He finishes the brick logo, takes a step back, and goes:
“Jess. Babe. We just built a brand and we should call it GreenandSEEN and this should be our logo”
Jess:
“WE?”
Leaf:
“Yeah you watched and emotionally supported me.”
And that was it.
GreenandSEEN was born.
Not from a business plan.
Not from a university degree.
Not from divine intervention.
Nope.
It was born because a leaf got high, fell face-first into rainbow petrol, hallucinated confidence, and gaslit Jess into becoming a business owner.
Now Leaf spends his days strutting around the place, acting like he’s the CEO, telling the rest of the crew what to do even though he’s literally made of plant matter.
And Jess?
She’s out here building an empire with a stoner cartoon that talks more than her anxiety.
And somehow…
someway…
it all makes sense.
Because unlike some stories out there —
this one could actually fkn happen.
🌿 And That’s How the Chaos Began…
Leaf has never recovered from that level of confidence —
and honestly, neither has Jess.
From that one chaotic smoko, the whole GreenandSEEN universe grew:
stoner tradies, rainbow leaves, a dog with more sense than everyone else, and a brand built on accidents, caffeine, and questionable ideas that somehow work.
If you’ve read this far, congratulations — you officially know more about Leaf’s origin story than Leaf remembers.
Now go meet the rest of the crew, shop the chaos, or just keep scrolling and laughing.
Either way…
Welcome to GreenandSEEN — where we get high on vibes, not logic. 💚
👉 “Blunt Truth Time” - Jessica Hay (Creator)