Meet the GreenandSEEN crew result Weed

MEET THE CREW

(aka: How one leaf with ideas accidentally recruited everyone)

Once Leaf realised he was, apparently, a CEO now, something unexpected happened.

People noticed.

Mostly his other tradie stoner friends.

Mostly on smoko.

Mostly while slightly baked, extremely tired, and deeply underpaid.

 

 

The GreenandSEEN Crew

No meetings were held.

No background checks were passed.

Leafs other stoner friends would wander past, see Leaf strutting around in hi-vis like he owned the place, and ask:

“Oi… why do you got so much confidence?”

Leaf, glowing and absolutely unqualified, would explain the plan.

There was no pitch deck.

No business strategy.

No meetings.

Just vibes.

And merch.

And the dangerous sentence:

“You should join.”

LEAF — Bricklayer, Founder, Problem Starter

 

 

Leaf builds things.

Walls. Logos. Chaos.

He’s the reason this brand exists and also the reason nothing is ever done in the right order.

High-functioning?

Debatable.

High?

Yes.

 

CHRONIC — Arborist, Chainsaw Enthusiast

 

Chronic heard about the brand while halfway up a tree.

Liked the idea.

Liked the merch.

Liked that no one expected him to be normal.

He joined immediately and has been cutting corners

(and branches)

ever since.

 

INDICA — Concreter, Professional “He’ll Be Right”

 

Indica showed up late, looked around, nodded once, and said:

“Yeah nah… this works.”

He handles the heavy stuff.

Grounded. Solid. Reliable.

Unlike Leaf.

 

NUGSY — Plumber, Walking Red Flag

Nugsy didn’t apply.

He just showed up.

Fixes pipes.

Blocks drains.

Creates problems, then solves them.

Useful in a crisis.

Do not lend him tools.

Or trust him with the bong.

 

IVY — Style Manager, Visual Boss

Ivy took one look at the crew and said:

“Absolutely not.”

Then redesigned everything.

Logos. Colours. Vibes. Outfits.

Now the brand actually looks intentional —

which was never part of Leaf’s original plan.

 

BUD & SATIVA — Teen Chaos Consultants

 

 

They don’t work here.

They exist here.

Potheads hiding from there parents

Responsible for ideas like:

• “What if it glowed?”
• “What if it was funnier?”
• “What if we put it on literally everything?”

Unfortunately, they’re usually right.

 

JESS (THE DOG) — Head of Common Sense

 

Doesn’t talk.

And somehow still makes the most sense.

If he’s judging you,

you probably deserve it.

 

THE CREW PHILOSOPHY

No suits.

No corporate nonsense.

No pretending we know what we’re doing.

Just:

• tradies

• creativity

• caffeine

• confidence we probably didn’t earn

And a shared belief that work doesn’t have to be boring to be taken seriously.

 

WHY A CREW?

Because one leaf with ideas is dangerous.

A crew of them?

 

Thats a brand with a cool slogan

 

Catastrophic.

This isn’t a company.

 

It’s a collection of bad ideas that worked.

And somehow…

it became a crew called GreenandSEEN.

 

www.greenandseen.au